By Michael Sito

By Michael Sito

Wednesday, September 26, 2018

The Alaskan Jungle


The Alaskan Jungle




“Follow me,” the cannery manager said.  My brother and I had just found jobs at the cannery and the manager was going to get us settled in the bunkhouse before taking us to start work in the warehouse.  We had just arrived in Petersburg, Alaska by ferry the night before and we were broke and desperate for work.  It was clear after a long morning walking the docks looking for jobs on a salmon boat that with the season already in mid-swing, the cannery was our best shot for quick employment. 

Our timing was very lucky though, as when we arrived looking for work, the cannery had just decided to drop the warehouse crew down from a twenty-hour work shift to an eighteen-hour one and this created the need of two more men for the warehouse crew.  We got those jobs and soon realized how nice Fate was for providing us employment in that particular part of the cannery.

We followed the manager out of the office building at the ocean end of the dock and started for the bunkhouse, which was in the middle of the pier.  As we left the office, it was my turn to carry our luggage, which was comprised of one humongous blue duffle bag.  The duffle bag weighed at least eighty pounds and it contained all of our worldly possessions.  My brother, knowing it was my turn to carry it, kind of smiled and looked at me.  We had a hell of a time getting that duffle bag to the cannery from the tent city we camped in the night before and we both complained all morning at our own stupidity of traveling without backpacks or a more convenient means to carry our stuff.

Anyway, so there I am, twenty-two years old, one hundred and eighty pounds or so walking with this huge, ridiculously heavy bag on my back.  We were around other workers and I had to save face and just bear the weight and keep going.  Despite only being there a short time, it was clear that Alaska’s a man’s world, and image is everything.  I carried the bag to the bunkhouse and by the time I got there my legs were burning and I thought I was about to pass out.  I dropped the bag as the manager tried to figure out what beds we could get.  After a couple minutes, it was determined that we would stay at the other bunkhouse at the other end of the pier above the cafeteria.  We started again and since I was closer to the bag, I picked it up and stumbled off following the manager and my bro.
 
I wasn’t happy to be stuck carrying this stupidly heavy bag, but I was strong-minded and wasn’t going to complain or anything, especially in front of our new boss.  I just focused on my breathing and plugged away, one step at a time.  After a few more minutes, we finally arrived at the other dorms and our room.  I threw down the bag, gasped for air and looked around.  My face must have been quite red by that time, but I was proud that I made it all the way without asking for a break or help. 

An actual shot of the cannery I worked at
Interestingly, that is how my Alaska adventure began, with an extreme physical challenge that required a lot of grit, and that is how I would characterize the entire experience.  In Alaska, it’s all about demanding physical work that pushes your mental limits and if you don’t have the mind to get through it, you’re through.  The whole experience was this beauty of simplicity, and it followed a time-tested code among working men that was strangely mesmerizing and alluring.

Our sleeping quarters were a dorm room with five sets of bunk beds crammed into it.  Out of the other eight people lodging there, seven were Mexican.  We chose between the two free beds, my brother got a top bunk on the left and I got a bottom bunk on the right of the room.  Next to my room, there was a loose piece of wall that opened to a small attic-like space and we soon discovered that eight more Mexicans were sleeping in there. 

It was a funny place to sleep and one of the old Mexicans who everyone called “Tio Pepe” slept on the bed directly in front of mine.  Tio Pepe snored like there was no tomorrow.  This man was the loudest snorer I have every heard, but since we were always on the brink of exhaustion, his snoring didn’t bother anyone.  The workload was so strenuous that you could sleep through Armageddon for those precious hours of rest. 

We again got lucky with our boarding arrangements, as the only other option would have been off-site and that would have meant more commuting time by bus and less sleep.  Looking back on it now, our arrival into Alaska’s canning sector was surprisingly fortuitous.  Things just went our way.  There are times in life when Fate gets involved and I think that this was somehow one of those times, but I’m afraid I’m jumping around philosophically as my reminiscence wanders.  Back to the work- 

Working in the warehouse made the entire job a fascinating physical and mental challenge.  This job represented my first real test as a man, fresh out of college and trying to carve my own niche in the world.  I’d come to Alaska by complete random chance, but it must be said that chances only surface in our lives by choices previously made. 

After college graduation, I had delayed a job offer in New York as a journalist because I felt that the timing was off.  I wanted some adventure before entering the daily grind of adulthood.  I wanted to see the world.  This Alaskan job was my first stop along this pathway.

Working insane hours- 18 hours a day, seven days a week - made for a hefty paycheck each month with no ways of spending the money, which is just what I needed to save up for my next adventure (whatever that was going be).  My shift started at one in the morning and ended at seven at night.  I worked seven days a week, no days off. 

Mind you, not everyone in Alaskan canneries works shifts like this.  Most shifts were shorter and full of monotony, but, as mentioned, we got lucky.  Our work
varied and we rotated to different jobs every hour or so.  I think the other sections of the cannery, like working the slime line, where a never ending train of salmon shuffle past on a small conveyor belt that one has to continuously grab, cut, gut and then replace the cleaned fish on the line and then start the process over again endlessly in room of loud machinery, or the egg room, where workers sit in front of a similar conveyor belt, but this one is of fish guts that have just been gutted and one must pick through them for the valuable egg sacks, only worked between twelve and fourteen hour shifts and neither of those coveted positions had anything close to the heavy degree of physical exertion that we had in the warehouse. 

Our work was varied and physical and this made the job highly coveted among some, while at the same time detestable to others.  It was very intense and I soon learned that this intensity could only be handled by certain people.  It was an experience that tested one’s constitution and tried his character- every day.  I saw multiple people fly up from the lower 48 and start work one morning only to quit by lunchtime and fly home defeated.  It was a shocking thing to behold.
  
Our primary task was getting the cans of freshly cooked salmon out of a long row of industrial steam ovens and onto pallets for shipping.  The cans were in these metal containers that had little wheels and weighed a ton (literally).  We’d then forklift the containers across the warehouse to an apparatus that helped stack, pack and shrink wrap the cans for shipping down to Washington or California for labeling and distribution.  I believe the apparatus was called a “can palletizer”.          

The can palletizer, which had a big stacking electro-magnet, is where we spent most of our time.  The square containers, in which the fish were cooked, were of thin, three inch spaced metal bars with a loose sheet of metal on the bottom and the cans were stacked in layers.  The apparatus was designed so a container could be pushed up to a conveyor belt, while at the same time the center of the bottom was under a small lift.  We would then use the lift to raise a layer the cans to be just over the belt level and then use an instrument to push or “throw” the cans onto the conveyor belt- one layer at a time. 

The conveyor belt was L shaped (probably ten feet by seven feet) and the cans would slowly be guided by a few workers to move through the turn and start piling up.  Once a certain amount was collected properly at the end, the belt would stop, the magnet operator would pick up the cans with the giant magnet and then lift and move them over to another rolling belt where a pallet was lying.  We’d stack the cans, layer-by-layer, again and again until we reached a certain height.  Once reached, we would cover the pallet with plastic and move it into a shrink-wrap oven and bake it for a few minutes.  Once “shrinked”, we would then move it down the line so forklifts could come, pick it up and load it into shipping containers on the dock. 

It was repetitive work, so rhythms were created and once in a rhythm, those cans flowed like water down a hill.  It was almost hypnotizing at times and it was very gratifying when we worked so fast that we beat the ovens, which gave us unscheduled breaks.  During those times you could have a smoke or a coffee and snack or, if necessary, grab a short nap.

We alternated jobs to break up the monotony, but many shied away from driving the magnet or throwing the cans.  Throwing the cans was the most physical job (besides emptying the steam ovens).  Driving the magnet was the most important and most mentally taxing.  I loved both of these tasks, but working the magnet was my favorite.  It dictated the pace and when you’re working to get ahead of the ovens for an unscheduled break (on the clock), efficiency is your best friend.  Most of my colleagues needed to use two hands when driving the magnet, but I figured out a way to do it with one hand, which freed up my other hand to point out a can that had fallen over or other areas the guys were lagging on.  

Once, a guy was reaching for a can that had fallen over in the first row and got crushed by the magnet.  It was always a fear that this could happen, but when he screamed in a desperate shriek of bone crushing pain, it caught us all off guard and reminded us that one needed to always be extra careful when working in such a state of sleep depravity among industrial machinery.  He left on a stretcher and we never saw him again.  I wasn’t driving the magnet when that happened, but from that moment on, the shift manager controlled who worked the magnet and my magnet time increased quite a bit.  

Driving the magnet, throwing and stacking cans of fish and emptying containers out of industrial steam cookers for 18 hours a day, 7 days a week for months on end may not sound like much to someone from the lower 48, but for a young kid fresh out of college arrogantly chasing the broad dreams and experiences offered by life for the first time, it was magical. 

Canned Alaskan Salmon-Yum!
I learned a lot during those wild days on America’s last frontier, but the best lesson was that a person is only restrained by their lack of imagination and grit in this life.  Of course, you always have to stay on top of your game and avoid getting crushed in the magnet of life, but if you chase even the wildest dreams and keep the mental and physical fortitude necessary to stay the course, you will almost certainly reach your goal.  This lesson put me on a varied, idiosyncratic and rich path…a path I am grateful for and have remained on to this day. 

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If you’d like to read another blog about living in Alaska, here is one about life after the salmon season ended...another lesson learned!  Enjoy!

Kito's Kave and the Art of Bar Fighting 



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Thursday, September 13, 2018

Five Short-Shorts-


Five Short-Shorts-

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The Monk Bought Lunch....

The monk bought lunch, or at least that is what he told me he did.  By this time he was getting on my nerves.  Always lobbying for sympathy and asking for remuneration.  If it wasn't lunch, he was pointing out a favor he did or laying some complex guilt trip about something you never thought about.  Yeah, he always bought a little of something, and I was getting sick of hearing about it.  I was always taught that one should do things out of kindness, but the monk seemed to always do things as a means for leverage- Leverage over my time, emotions, ethics, sorrow.  He was a strange monk alright.  If he stopped wearing the lipstick and six inch heels under his brown robes and stopped walking with an eight-foot staff, he may not have bitched so much, and people would say, "See that guy there.  He's a monk.  And he is always doing things for others and he has never once asked for anything in return."  But I guess that type of monk is obsolete these days, and my monk was only in it for the ego and the power.


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Potato Dish


I forget the name of it, but it's a potato dish with a light creamy cheese sauce, onions, chives and a dab of sour cream served with hollandaise over asparagus.  I had it when I was in the Congo back in 1983 and it was just magnificent- just what a military man needed after a hard stay in the bush.  Back in those days, when you went into the bush, it meant that you were risking your life.  Folklore of the natives told of a giant ape that liked the potato dish as well.  Sometimes when you cooked it and the wind blew its lovely fragrance into the bush, the bush would move and stir a bit, then when you returned from taking a dump, the dish would be missing or, on rare occasions, it would be dirty with a lot of hair in it.  I miss those days, and the dish.

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Chicken Lips

I don't know much about dog toes or fish with yellow eyes and that never seemed to bother me.  However, when an old friend of mine, quite casually slipped a reference to chicken lips into our conversation, it got me thinking.  Could Darwin have gotten it wrong and is it at all possible that a lizard may someday have nipples that get hard when they rub, ever so gently, over a warm, sun baked stone that the reptile crosses when fleeing from danger?  A fused, inseparable lower jaw is definitely something to be proud of, but what about the infinite numbers of Mammalia that are found wanting scales?  These are the questions that dominate my thoughts these days, and I find that I cannot come up with the proper answers to make this riddle come harmoniously together, like the workings of a multi-chambered stomach of an old, weathered ruminant.


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The Monk Bought Dinner


The monk bought dinner.  I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later, but when it finally occurred, it threw us all for a loop.  The lunches we could handle.  Hell, we even got used to them; but when he picked up the dinner bill, it was a serious action that signaled that he was moving on to bigger and better things.  It was most definitely a surprise that none of us expected, but that was the monk's specialty.  He took an unwarranted amount of pleasure in throwing you off your game.  Not a very "monkish" thing to do, but as you know, our monk never fit into the proper stereotypes.  He was a strange fellow. I guess that is what led him to the monastery to begin with.  One point that he regularly touched upon was chocolate soufflé.  None of us ever saw the monk eat dessert, but I cannot tell you how many times I heard the monk go on and on, ranting and raving about chocolate soufflé.  It's all very weird now that I think of it.  But despite the fact that he never ordered one, he was a good monk in the end, and he did pick up the dinner bill.

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An Ancient Russian Recipe

After adjusting to the realization that this particular dinner was going to be a costly event, my eyes spotted a most unusual listing on the Carte du Jour.  Bear.  I quickly wrote off the item, as I have always been quite fond of the mammal and the dish was exceedingly expensive.  However, after a further perusal of the menu, I found that my eyes kept returning to the large carnivore with a thick pelt.  There was something alluring about it.  It was a bear sirloin, baked in a creamy mushroom gravy served over a bed of wild rice.  The server informed me that the dish was painstakingly prepared by following an ancient Russian recipe and that it was widely believed, especially by the town's elders, that the meat contained special, magical powers that reinvigorated the body, mind and drive of a man.  Without further ado, I placed my order.  After a lengthy wait, the Bear was served.  Its overall presentation resembled a beef stroganoff of sorts; except for the color of the meat itself.  It was sinister and very dark, almost black.  I found it to be an extremely bitter protein that immediately forced any and all thoughts of a traditional sirloin out of the mind.  It left the diner, as well as the casual observer, with trepidation and a feeling of uncertainty.  I vaguely remember an unusual warmth to it as well.  Yes, the elders were correct, there was something more to this Bear than conventional sustenance.  I proceeded with my meal… Since that fateful evening, so many moons ago, I have indeed become a new man.  If I could only get past the long periods of sleep during winter months, the desire to go potty in the bushes and the hairy back, things would indeed be perfect.




Hey Readers!  My blog is recently turned one year old and I'd like to thank you all for coming along for the ride.  

Also, on this special occasion, I thought it made sense to look back to where it all started...a story about a nice guy, at his bar, trying to help out a political neophyte and getting Schlitzed for it.  Thanks for Reading!  Click link below to see my first blog-)



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