With Friends Like This….
“Hey,
do you remember that New Year’s Eve at the Matchbox way back when?” I said to Phil, as we were tacking one on at
the last true dive bar/liquor store remaining on Division Street. I don’t know why this memory popped into my
thoughts out of the blue so many yeas later, but it did.
“Yeah,
the Matchbox on Milwaukee, that was one wild night.” Phil said.
The
Matchbox is a small upper-class dive that’s long and narrow with a bar running
the length of it. It must be around 6 feet
wide from bar to wall and maybe 40-50 feet long. I’m sure its max capacity is only around 30
people, sitting or standing single file along the bar. There’s never any room to move when it’s
crowded, which is often. The night we
had started reminiscing upon happened about twelve years earlier when I was
visiting Chicago for the Christmas holidays.
I had called Phil to see what he was doing for New Year’s Eve. He told me he was meeting his girlfriend at
the bar and invited me to join. He said
his girlfriend could bring one of her friends along. That sounded fine and we agreed to meet there
at 9pm.
When
I got to the bar, I was surprised at how small the place was. I saw my group sitting about halfway down the
rail. They had seats when, by this time,
it was already standing room only. I
started pushing through the crowd to get to them.
The
girl Phil had arranged for me to meet wasn’t anything special at first
glance. He told me that she was a bit
particular in the men she liked, but if you she liked you, she was quite
aggressive in the physical sense. I
didn’t know what to make of that characterization, but it intrigued me. He was right though, as she liked me and things
got pretty wild and out of control in no time.
Now,
years later, this crazy New Year’s Eve somehow made its way back into my
consciousness. “That was a crazy
night. I haven’t thought about it in a
long time or been back to that place since.”
I said.
“Yeah.” Phil added.
He was also clearly pulling dusty thoughts of the night out of his
memory now.
“What
was your girlfriend’s name?”
“Don’t
worry about it.”
“Her
friend was a real animal. She took away
a piece of my innocence that night.” I
then remembered another detail, “I’d still like you to give me the pictures you
took that night.”
“What?!? You still remember and want those?”
“Of
course, I want them. We’ve been through
this before.”
“It’s
crazy, that now, almost 12 years later, you’re still asking for those photos.”
“What’s
crazy is that now, 12 years later, you still won’t give them to me.”
“Why
do you want them so much?”
“I
just don’t want them out there. You
never know when things like that will come to the surface and bite you in the
ass.”
“Come
to the surface? You’re crazy to still be
thinking about this. Really, what’s the
problem?”
“As
I said, I just don’t want them out there and would appreciate it if you gave
them and their negatives to me. You were
never authorized to bust into the room and take any photos in the first place.”
“Authorized? Oh Jesus- really? What the fuck? As I told you, don’t worry about them. They’re safe.
No one will ever see them.”
“Dude,
it’s the principle. I cannot for the
life of me figure out why you won’t just hand them over. I didn’t understand it when I asked for them in
the past and I still don’t understand it now.
I mean, why would you even want them?”
He didn't answer, so I drained my beer and went to the toilet. I was riled up now. It’s funny how a random memory can ruin your
mood out of the blue. I got another beer
on my way back and sat down.
“I
don’t even know where they are. They
must be in storage somewhere.” Phil said
once I returned. He was clearly thinking
about it the whole time I was away and this was the best excuse he could come
up with.
“Dude,
you just moved into a new apartment. I’m
sure you went through all your stuff and must have an idea where they are.”
“Yes,
I did do that.”
“So,
why not hand them over?”
“Why
do you want them so bad? You’re worried
about them getting out? What does that
even mean?” He said again. He was pulling my strings and it was working.
“What
is this shit?! I just don’t want them
out there.”
“You
know, Jennings said the same thing about some photos I have of him when we were
in Mexico together. Blah, blah, blah, my
wife will find out about them and if she does I’m toast. Well, his wife never saw or heard about
them. They’re safe in my custody and
nothing’s ever happened. Trust me,
you’re fine.”
This
last bit about Jennings was news to me and it hit an already tight nerve. “What the fuck!?!? There are other photos? Is this your thing? You take explicit photos of friends when
they’re drunk and having a good time and then hold them over them for years and
years? What kind of bullshit is
this? This is fucking ridiculous!”
Phil
went silent realizing his “Jennings defense” had backfired. Bringing another set of photos into the
discussion only further undermined his position. Nevertheless, he wouldn’t budge and refused
to hand them over.
I
slammed my new beer and walked out without saying another word. There wasn’t even anything bad in the photos,
just some partially naked chick all over me, but it was the principle of the
whole thing that stuck in my craw. It
must have given him some strange satisfaction to have some leverage over his
friends. I felt like an idiot and walked
up the street in a silent fury questioning why such people were still in my
life. Then it dawned on me, it was
probably because of the fucking kompromat*!
*Kompromat is a Russian
word that has recently been making its way into English usage. It refers to “compromising materials”
collected specifically for the purpose of blackmailing or influencing a
person/target.
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